Happy Birthday Hemingway! Thank you for never failing to depress me when I needed it most, and, of course, for the pages and pages of reminders that it could, in fact, always be worse. In honor of your birthday, here are 5 times you really summed up my life in a nutshell.
First things first: English is not the universal language. In America we grow up with this notion that the rest of the world speaks English. This is a lie.