So you just moved to Newport Beach Paradise.
And your parents are like “what do you do on the weekends”
When someone proposes a night in Huntington
You think you found parking, but there’s some dude saving the spot
The night before july 4
When you realize it’s almost fourth of July
when you’re parked in the ally unloading your car and you see a car pull in behind you
When the neighbors tell you they’re going to call the cops
When you spot a cute Aussie at the bars
When you decide to take a taxi instead of walking
How you feel at the thought of Memorial Weekend festivities
When you realize your bike lock got cut in the middle of the night
How you feel when it’s 2 am at the Donut shop
Let’s be real…when we see tourists we really wish we could say…
When the server at Alta apologizes for the long wait you are really like..
When you need hot sauce at Alta and ask the barista to bring it to you
How you feel when the people at Alta tell you to put your cell phone away
When you’re sober and getting hit on at the bars
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When you see someone not cleaning up after their dog on the boardwalk
When the party isn’t at your house on the fourth
When your parents ask you your plans for fourth of july
When someone cuts you in line at Pavilions
But if you”re with friends you’re like…
Either way, what you really want to do is…
When you get “the notice” for Fourth of July party regulations
When you decide to “not have a party” at your place…and then come home that night
SINCERELY, LIZ B 
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