J: So we should take the 55N to the 5N to the 101N exit Melrose?

L: Are you crazy? At 5:30? We definitely should take the 55N to the 73N to the 405N to the 605N to the 5N to the 101N exit Melrose.

J: Only in LA would that option be the more logical. Let’s just take the train and get drunk.

L: Now you think you’re in NY.

J: It’s all the same.

L: True.

J: I miss Norcal.

L: Me too. But not the 580.