Sicily Would Really Benefit from Teleportation

Taormina is a city on a cliff.  The ocean is on the bottom.  It’s all fun and games going downhill.  The sun is shining.  The ocean is beautiful.  The day is spent drinking wine on the beach and soaking up the vitamin D.

And then the sun sets.

You realize that what stands between you and your destination is a mile of stairs and infinity winged crocodiles.  Yes.  Winged Crocodiles.  Let me tell you about the bugs here.  They are GIANT.  And mean.  And they are plotting against you.

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